Friday, July 10, 2009

Incognito


Sorry for the lack of blogging presence. I've been swamped with work this month, and the month before we had our Kenshu-kai divisional/Prefectural open class presentations. Basically they are an over-rehearsed class in which the kids reitterate the same lesson they've been practicing all week for a bunch of Prefectural board of education supervisors who then proceed to tell you how to improve your teaching methodologies of the totally "fake" class you just acted out.

It's totally useless! But the Japanese love their pomp and circumstance, and sometimes I think the ritual itself is more important than the actual act of learning.

This goes with school assemblies too. So many hours waisted listening to down talking style lectures in which the Principal is obligated to speak for and hour or more drilling patriotic moralist nonsense into the kids heads before summer break. As if they will remember anything he said. Junior High school students rarely ever recollect anything past the fifteen to thirty minute mark let alone over an hour of preaching. It's just another ceremonial waist of time.

One of the things living and working as an educator in Japan teaches you is how to be patient when it comes to having your time waisted by ridiculously near obsessive compulsive cultural traditions (which have only arrisen in the last 60 years). Much of the modern Japanese school system is modeled on the Western one with the exception that they ignore the proven teaching methods which work to incorporate distinctly "Japanese" ones--regardless of whether or not it increases the quality of education.

For example, if I try to have the kids learn an extra vocabulary word that's not written on their weekly vocab sheet... the teacher always informs that it's too difficult for them, because going above and beyond demands the kids put pressure on themselves to learn more... instead of learning just the same amount as everyone else. This insular close-knit everbody is the same feeling which creates a strong sense of unity in Japan, also is present in the classroom. To distabilize such a traditional mode of thinking by asking the students to try a little harder... perchance to actually learn... sparks instant excuse making on why such a request is impossible. Often times I think the teachers simply mean to say, "This isn't how we do it in Japan." And then deny the children a chance to learn if the learning pushes the accepted boundaries of what is considered "acceptable" teaching in Japan.

Part of this is legal of course. The government regulates exactly how class curriculumns should be taught, but it always is a dissapointment at how futile and useless the "English" model of teaching in Japan actually is. This is probably why Japanese have over 8 years of formal English education coming out of such a rigorous curriculumn without so much as the ability to form a single coherant English dialogue, but countries like South Korea and China will have their students fluently chatting English in two to three years.

It's the system that's flawed. And it needs to change if Japan wants to stay competative in today's global ecconomy where English plays such a vital part.

This is the most common gripe among foreign English educators in Japan, because it is a real obstacle and a real hinderance to our jobs. We can't teach English very well if the system doesn't allow us to, and that can get downright frustrating. JETs last an average of only two years because they get so frustrated of being under-utilized and unable to teach that they just throw up their arms and let the Japanese suffer the consequences of their own inflexibility toward the necessity of change. But I have toughed it out for the long hall, and in my opinion, after five years, I've learned one thing... Japan isn't going to change because nobody wants it to.

And those who desperately do want better educations opt to send their children to International multricultural private schools where the little children get the highest quality near Ivy League educations. The public school system continues to have high standards of standardizing the children to a homogeneous group of intelligent young people... but if you ever have wondered why Japan has so few Einsteins, Platos, Aristotles, and people who stand out above the rest of the pack... it's because the system is designed to make it so nobody stands out at all. Everyone must be the same.

This has certain pros and cons. But the bottom line is, in the arena of English Education, it's dreadfully maladaptive. By keeping everyone the same it holds the brightest students back. And that's no way to equip future generations with a skill they are going to absolutely need.

But enough complaining. There's not much Educators like me can do. We're not even supposed to have a "political" opinion, and by law it is illegal for us to partake in any political action. So all we are left with are opinions, which go unheard by the Japanese, because they still haven't learned the English they need to understand our complaints. Ironic, isn't it?

And even for those like me, who speak conversational Japanese relatively well, and can voice such opinions in the native tongue, I risk losing my job. So I don't say anything. But it's best not to let it get you down. The way I've survived so long is that I take every opportunity to engage on a cultural level with my students. By showing a great interest in their lives, their culture, their interests and ambitions... I can spark greater curiosity in them about my own exotic and exciting culture.

Last week one of my seventh graders came up to me and handed me a note from her older sister, a girl who graduated two years ago. I read the letter with a huge smile as she wrote asking for some private English tutoring as she was thinking about speninding her senior year of high school as an exchange student in Australia, and wrote to tell me how much fun she had in my class and that she thought I was a great teacher and wanted to speak with me about this new exciting chapter in her life. It's the little things like this which really keep me going... keep me interested in working endlessly and tirelessly against the machine knowing that even if I can reach just one student that it's all worth it in the end.

Well, I can't promise any frequent or exciting updates, let alone on a regular basis. This years Hiroshima English Camp is two weeks away and I'm gearing up to do some real hands on intensive English teaching. I've been promoted to camp Coordinator, or rather invuluntarily voted into the position, and have some more responsibility this year. Hopefully it will all go smoothly and work out in the end. I guess we'll see. I should have some pictures and camp updates posted in a few weeks. Until then, stay cool, drink that refreshing ice lemonade, and have a great summer!

Monday, June 15, 2009

Green Tea Coke!


Yeah, I thought it was weird too.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Sha-Wing!

Say Hello to my little friend!

School Life

School Life




School Life

Thursday, March 12, 2009

March 2009 Graduation

Final shots before everyone heads off to various high schools and onto new exciting lives as young adults. Good luck everyone! Sorry I couldn't put up pictures of all my students, but here are a few photos of the fine young men and women I have grown fond of during my time in Japan.




A pyramid of girls! I jumped up on a desk suddenly surprising them. Got a few screams before taking some final photos together. Then they had their graduations ceremony and the long walk, which is a walk all the way down the school drive and then out into the street where they disappear forever--off to high school and their exciting new lives as young adults!



My students all looking serious. I had a great shot of everyone smiling and laughing, and then it came out all blurry. I'm really bumbed about that since everyone looks so serious in this shot. But it's better to have the memories than not, wouldn't you agree?




I spent three fun years with these amazing kids and got to watch them grow into real people with dreams, aspirations, and goals for the future. Their personalities all came shining through, which was quite fitting considering the school motto is "All will Shine!"

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

建国記念の日



今日は建国記念の日です。660年前ぐらい日本が建国された日です。愛国心の休みの日。だから、今日は休みですから仕事がありません。Happy水曜日!

So basically, today is called "Kinkokuki no nenbi" which is the dawning of the Japanese identity as a country and as a nation circa 660 B.C.E. This is not Imperial Japan, Modern Japan, or Democratic Japan... this is a holiday celebrating the birth of Japan herself.

Granted there were many people on the Island before that time, 660 B.C.E. is the date estimated for when the "Japanese Identity" as an independent region came into being. As such, it is sort of like Japan's unofficial Birthday. Meaning it's a national holiday filled with patriotism or "Aikokushin" i.e. love of one's country.

And to celebrate Japan's ancient history I am sharing with you a TAICHI SAOTOME video. He is a male Kabuki dancer/performer. He specialized in modern Kabuki dance styles, and does Kabuki acting as well. He is the most famous Kabuki star in Japan. They say every 100 years there is but one Kabuki actor as graceful, elegant, and awe inspiring as this man.

Kabuki is traditional Japanese song and dance and is usually performed by men, who dress up as females, wearing glamorous Japanese kimonos, wigs, and women's makeup and use 'feminine' grace and elegance to enhance the dance performance. It's one of Japan's most ancient and well respected art forms, and may be why so many men dress up as women on modern Japanese variety television (something I may blog about in the near future). In Japanese culture this transvestite cross-dressing behavior is totally acceptable and is a cultural norm. After seeing the amazing Taichi Saotome dance, you'll understand how it can be so well accepted.

Kabuki theater according to Wikipedia is:

Kabuki (歌舞伎 kabuki?) is the highly stylised classical Japanese dance-drama. Kabuki theatre is known for the stylization of its drama and for the elaborate make-up worn by some of its performers. The individual kanji characters, from left to right, mean sing (歌), dance (舞), and skill (伎). Kabuki is therefore sometimes translated as "the art of singing and dancing." These are, however, ateji, characters that do not reflect actual etymology. The kanji of 'skill', is however generally referred to as a performer in kabuki theatre. The word kabuki is believed to derive from the verb kabuku, meaning "to lean" or "to be out of the ordinary", so kabuki can be interpreted to mean "avant-garde" or "bizarre" theatre.[1] The expression kabukimono (歌舞伎者) referred originally to those who were bizarrely dressed and swaggered on a street.



Saturday, February 07, 2009

Crazy Japanese TV

I do love the Tommy Lee Jones Boss commercials. They're hilarious. Just seeing one makes me want to grow up to be Tommy Lee Jones.

Anyway, the rest of Japanese TV is pretty strange. Amusing, but strange. Sometimes I just feel like a good show with a story instead of variety hour. But every once and a while there is something I just have to laugh at on Japanese TV. This video is one of them.


Sunday, January 11, 2009

1st Year Anniversary!

Sayaka and I just celebrated our first year anniversary together! It came so fast we didn't even notice it. After the New Years vacation, well rested and ready to go again, we jumped straight back into the thick of it.

The first week of school began, then Wednesday hit and low and behold it was our one year anniversary! So my wife made reservations at our favorite local French restaurant and we ate some amazing food by a certified French Chef (who is Japanese)!

Sayaka had the jumbo shrimp platter. We both had the bread with a cinamon pear spread.

Of course I had the diced steak and vegetable platter. Lovely!

Happy New Year & the Mari Mokkori Energy Drink!

Happy New Year!

I was lucky to catch up with the lovely Inoue Yukari (Yukari-chan!), an old aquaintance from my college time in Japan.

Met up with my good friend and college buddy Takumi Nezu!

Yes, and my other college pal Kikkuchi (Mr. Takahiro) came along too.

The lovely Inoue (Yukari) came along with us for some eating and remeniscing of the good old times in college.
It was funny when Yukari told me that she wanted to ask me out on a date when we were going to school together six years ago, but that she was too afraid of the fact that my Japanese wasn't good enough, so she never did. She came to all of the parties though and we hung out quite a bit. It was interesting getting to know her now that I can speak more affluently and communicate with her. We laughed about a lot of stuff.



Here's another picture of the adorable Yukari!

Some special cookies wrapped in a nice "Japanesey" box as a Xmas present for my family back home (it's in the mail).







Decided to jump into an anime and hang with Totor, b'cuz why not?





My Christmas peresent from my father was a sleek PlayStation 3 extremely rare Metal Gear Solid Gun-metal grey finish edition. I can actually sell this think on Ebay for over $1,000 if I wanted to.



Any PS3 is fine with me, but because of my specific tastes in accessories to color coridinate and go with the rest of the stuff I own, I requested Santa track down a very rare version of the sytem for me. Granted I was spoiled with a stunning sleek charcoal grey polished to look like gun-metal limited edition PS3. They only made 10,000 of these in the whole world!



On the way home, after new years, we stopped at a rest area and in the giftshop I found a really amusing energy drink with the infamous Mari Mokkori on the can!



The Japanese hiragana and katakana reads "Mokkori Power!" Mari Mokkori is the beloved character from Hokkaido who sport a large erection while wearing a speedo. もっこり mokkori litterally means to 'rise up'.




The drink was basically vitamin D with some other stuff thrown in. It doesn't promise to actually help erectile disfuntion, no you'll need viagara for that, but it does wake you up and give you a jolt! Plust the little icon Mari Mokkori is just so cute! Everybody knows him in Japan.